oscars

thoughts on the oscars...

hmmm.. what to say...

i was so unbelievably bored at times that i began channel surfing. LUCKILY there was an ANTM marathon on and i tuned in just in time for the “YOU HAD SEX?!?! You had sex?!? You stupid bitch!” phone call from season 2. ahh.. quality television.

hugh jackman was great, but there weren’t really any big moments this year. the closest thing was when winslet won and her father whistled so she knew where he was. everything else was just kinda... blah. sean penn had some great comments (and looked great, too!)

felt bad for jennifer aniston who had to stare down brangelina as she presented. now come on, that’s just not fair. presenting has gotta be nerve-racking enough, you shouldn’t have to stare down your ex and his wife. (but i will say, i was happy to see them in classic “them” outfits. aniston in a strapless champagne with her natural and wavy “i just stepped off the beach and yet my hair looks PERFECT” hair. and jolie in her rocks the size of those kids from mumbai paired with the closest thing she’s gotten to a vampy dress in years. if you’ve got that many tats, show ‘em off!

and i must say... rob pattison smolders... he actually smolders.
(BUT the shot of him sitting behind mickey rourke looking exactly the same as rourke was just plain creepy. same body positioning, same look on the face.... not a good thing my friend, not a good thing. you do NOT want to be mickey rourke. if your face gets busted, you’re done. smoldering really is your only skill.)

onto a VERY brief bit on the fashions of the night...

Yay!
Megan Mylan’s dress rocked. simple, classic and beautiful. i think my absolute favorite of the night.
**for those of you who don’t remember her, she won for best short doc. (“smile pinky”).
kate winslet --a little too blonde/tan for my taste, but she still looked stunning. and even more stunning standing up there grabbing her oscar.
reese witherspoon – in rodarte. and we all know i LOVE the winter Rodarte line (see a previous post for more info). i know a lot didn't like it, but i did. so there!
taraji henson – see also: “white, layers, and train DONE RIGHT!”
penelope cruz- see also: “vintage, couture DONE RIGHT!”

Yuck!
SJP– you are not a bride nor are you prom queen. At your age, you look ridiculous. Grow the F up please.
jessica biel—it’s the oscars for cryin out loud! get a haircut!
heidi klum. what did coco say? “before you leave the house take off 1 piece” – she should’ve taken off 5... and i just didn't really like the dress either. at least not for the oscars.
miley cyrus – aka "slutty sells seashells by the seashore"-- honey, that gown should’ve stayed ON THE RACK.
vanessa what’s her face – you ARE NOT barbie in the spotlight.
anne hathaway-- kinda love her but... i just wasn’t feeling it. looked a little too fishy and way washed out. she's way prettier than that.

ok, that's it for now, when i think of more thoughts i'll let you know.

xoxo
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