theory: if you can't think of anything more interesting to say to me than "so, how do you know [insert mutual friend's name here]?" then you deserve what you get.
recently, after answering said lame-ass question perhaps 15 different times, i told a bunch of people (at a friend's bday party) that i met said friend at a summer camp run by the CIA that was sorta a "so you wanna be an spy/agent?" kind of thing. i told them we both just sorta went because we thought it would be cool and wanted to be spies but realized we couldn't hack the extreme lifestyle. everyone just bought it. some of them even started asking questions about the camp. it was hilarious.
i think they thought if i was wearing pearls, that i was an upstanding citizen and therefore not lying.
OR they were too busy staring at my rack to notice what i was saying.
either way, hilarity ensued.
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