a text is not a date

dear boy,
we went out twice in less than 5 days (1st and 2nd date) and it was great, and all.

and then you "got sick" and i haven't seen you in a few weeks. so there is not reason for your daily text messages. this isn't 5th grade--- that doesn't count as a date. so we're not dating.

so either take me out again ASAP. or leave me alone.

xoxo
g

ps- normally i'd say just leave me alone, but you're really cute. so get your shit together. pls. thnx.