Friday, July 10, 2009

Dear Girl on Subway Sitting Across From Me,

FYI-- if you weigh more than 100 pounds and are wearing a flouncy micro-mini, please do not cross your legs whilst sitting. I do not need proof that you are not wearing undergarments nor do I need to see the stretch marks on your outer thighs. ewww.

Thanks much.
xoxo
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