friday!!

if the "powers that be" didn't want me watching tv at work, they wouldn't have put the office on hulu...

not my fault.

happy weekend!
xoxo
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if Internet-Stalking (NOT to be confused with ACTUAL stalking) weren't a human right, google never would have been developed.

thanks.
xoxo
g

dear world,

"word" is NOT an appropriate response. especially if i'm pissed at you and you're trying to pretend that i'm not.
ever.

thanks.
xoxo
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Dear Girl on Subway Sitting Across From Me,

FYI-- if you weigh more than 100 pounds and are wearing a flouncy micro-mini, please do not cross your legs whilst sitting. I do not need proof that you are not wearing undergarments nor do I need to see the stretch marks on your outer thighs. ewww.

Thanks much.
xoxo
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From "Girls of Riyadh" by Rajaa Alsenea

Those who want us, our souls resent them
And those whom we want, fate refuses to give us.

-Norah Al-Hawshan
(A female Saudi Poet.)

more coming soon from me!

cheers,
v

"things have been awkward and weird for a while now" are never the words a gal wants to hear...

but what can you do...
le sigh.

HAPPY 4th of July!!!
xoxo
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