G: he needs to pony up—I’m TIRED of men not being men and pony-ing up

grow the hell up!

V: yeah-- #1 reason we didn’t work out as a couple

he was a girl

G: i hate when boys are girls!

xoxo

g&v

thinks it's an Oasis kind of day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlOlptCef8

with maybe some Metallica thrown in later this afternoon...

xoxo
g

who wears short shorts??

am i a really awful person for wanting shredded cutoff shorts this summer?

kinda like...
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat380159&productId=1331_3551
those!

i know they're kinda (ok, REALLY) trashy, but i sorta want a pair...

maybe now is a good time to stop listening to so much metallica...

xoxo
g

just a note:
a tshirt is NOT an acceptable gift to give your girlfriend. under any circumstances.

also, check out
http://www.randomhouse.com/rhpg/features/undateable/

they did a VH1 show of the list and it was pretty awesome.

xoxo
g

I am continually amazed at how the past can sometimes reach up and slap you in the face and say "hey, i'm still here in your present."

I WANT!!

Mad Men Barbie.
YUM.





Also very cool--
Louboutin Barbie












http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/business/media/10adco.html
http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/60586

where were all these when I was a kid...
xoxo
g

i'm in love...

Rodarte Fall/Winter 2010 collection.

Not only is is soooo amazing, but the show endeded on an awesomely ethereal note with floating white dresses under black light and heels that light up.

I repeat: I'm in love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJQlIl6iia4

God, these women are AMAZING! everything they do is gorgeous and so inspired.

Bravo.

and can i get me a pair of those??? please?
xoxo
g

i find lateness to be incredibly rude. being late (for no good reason) implies that you have no respect for the other person's time, assuming they have nothing better to do than wait around for you.

ugh.
xoxo
g

dear overalls,

get the hell out of my Vogue!

I will not wear you in the house
nor in the barn where lives a mouse!
Seeing you everywhere sure does suck
especially in Vogue, where I'm like what the fuck?!?!

xoxo
g

it continues to amaze me what the women of new york city constitute rain/snow-appropriate footwear...

stay dry, new york.
xoxo
g

why does it bother me so much that when my bf comes over he immediately takes control of the remote control??? is that simply a "guy thing" i need to "get over"... or is it him? even if we're watching something we both enjoy, he has to physically hold the remote in a vice-grip, like if he doesn't, it's going to run away... run away, or automatically turn itself to bbc or soapnet...

but here's a thought -- why don't you hold my hand instead of the remote??? or just put down the damn remote.

xoxo
g

dear new york city,

i would like to take this time to remind you, AGAIN, that tights and stockings ARE NOT pants. they are not leggings -- please stop wearing them as such.

thanks.

xoxo
g

dear ex-boyfriend,

6 months later, I STILL DO NOT WANT TO HAVE LUNCH, BRUNCH OR ANY OTHER EFFING MEAL WITH YOU!

thanks.
g

"When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, you don't blame the child. He didn't know any better. You blame the 30 year old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, 'Drive kid, I trust you.'..."

--Pam Beasley--
The Office

so tired...

dear ex-boyfriend,

i DO NOT want to have brunch with you.

i will not brunch in a box, with a fox, or in a house, with a mouse. i will not brunch with you here, or there, i will not brunch with you ANYWHERE!

thanks,
g