caviar and text messages have the same shelf-life. once opened, it's 1 day...and then it just turns to shit.

xoxo
g

G: he needs to pony up—I’m TIRED of men not being men and pony-ing up

grow the hell up!

V: yeah-- #1 reason we didn’t work out as a couple

he was a girl

G: i hate when boys are girls!

xoxo

g&v

thinks it's an Oasis kind of day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlOlptCef8

with maybe some Metallica thrown in later this afternoon...

xoxo
g

who wears short shorts??

am i a really awful person for wanting shredded cutoff shorts this summer?

kinda like...
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat380159&productId=1331_3551
those!

i know they're kinda (ok, REALLY) trashy, but i sorta want a pair...

maybe now is a good time to stop listening to so much metallica...

xoxo
g

just a note:
a tshirt is NOT an acceptable gift to give your girlfriend. under any circumstances.

also, check out
http://www.randomhouse.com/rhpg/features/undateable/

they did a VH1 show of the list and it was pretty awesome.

xoxo
g

I am continually amazed at how the past can sometimes reach up and slap you in the face and say "hey, i'm still here in your present."