dear overalls,

get the hell out of my Vogue!

I will not wear you in the house
nor in the barn where lives a mouse!
Seeing you everywhere sure does suck
especially in Vogue, where I'm like what the fuck?!?!

xoxo
g

it continues to amaze me what the women of new york city constitute rain/snow-appropriate footwear...

stay dry, new york.
xoxo
g

why does it bother me so much that when my bf comes over he immediately takes control of the remote control??? is that simply a "guy thing" i need to "get over"... or is it him? even if we're watching something we both enjoy, he has to physically hold the remote in a vice-grip, like if he doesn't, it's going to run away... run away, or automatically turn itself to bbc or soapnet...

but here's a thought -- why don't you hold my hand instead of the remote??? or just put down the damn remote.

xoxo
g

dear new york city,

i would like to take this time to remind you, AGAIN, that tights and stockings ARE NOT pants. they are not leggings -- please stop wearing them as such.

thanks.

xoxo
g